I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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