8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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