Ambien. No doubt about it.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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It's just like the Real World with babies
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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