I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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