I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Holy shit dude........stairs
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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