How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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