They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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