I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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