dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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