GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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