I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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