If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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