You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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