She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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