I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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