i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
MIDGETS
????
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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