K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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