I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Why is there bacon in the couch?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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