girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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