This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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