I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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