I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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