I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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