C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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