I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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