Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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