It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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