After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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