Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Randomize
