College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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