there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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