you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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