...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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