Three words: puerto rican gang bang
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins