Do vagina's smell?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
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If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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