it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
My liver is preforming stress tests.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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