fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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