The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
