i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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