She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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