The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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