just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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