My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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