So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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