i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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