he was CRYING into my vagina
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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