you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
