Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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