All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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