next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
