You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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