I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
We need to rekindle our bromance
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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