I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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