i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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