it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
