my text book just quoted the cookie monster
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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